The Poodle (EP)

by Kabaret Sybarit

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released February 23, 2015

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Kabaret Sybarit Esbjerg

Willkommen, Bien Venue, Welcome.

Kabaret Sybarit is the only danish dark cabaret act, telling their strange story through a unique and catchy combination of pop, rock, jazz and a heavy dose of circus.

The band has released one album, "Akt 1: Rum Nr. 13", which starts a triology, set in the Pigalle district in Paris.

The first single from "Akt 2: Fra Asken I Ilden" is out now.
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Track Name: Rattlesnake
Hahaha I kid you not
I think I just heard my Luger saying:
”Shoot me shoot me
fire me through his wrinkely face”
Well it’s not that I don’t want to
But first I wanna hear you yelling:
”Kill me kill me kill me” hahaha

Well well well what have we here
A shitload full of no fucking money
Oh my darling that’s not nearly good enough
Yeah doggy-style was never my thing,
I get my spin with other men and
Honeyhoneyhoney guess what:

I never did care for waiting
I better like compensating
and mama just taught me one thing:
Sewing stitches like a madame
Living is overwhelming
Dying might just be your thing
Cause papa just taught me one thing:
”Take things into your own hands!”

Hey now don’t be blurry
You know I hate those eyes
I am sorry
Cause I love you
Like a rattlesnake
Like a belly ache
Like this gun to your face
And people do crazy things for love

Click, goodbye and there he goes
Man this whole idea is turning
Very messy
Looks just like the fetish chamber
But this madame has got an empire
And old Marcel goodbye farewell
I hope you go to hell
Click, bang!

Sew sew sew and sew all night
with all these god damn wrinkles I can
stretch him just like a skin coloured rubberband
Gotta say it makes it easy
I think I start to like him better
Rubber rubber my rubberman

I never did care for waiting
I better like compensating
and mama just taught me one thing:
Sewing stitches like a madame
Killing is overwhelming
And dying was always your thing
Cause papa just told me one thing
”Take things into your own hands!”

(Speaking to corpse):
Hey now don’t be blurry
You know I hate those eyes
I am sorry
Cause I love you
Like a rattlesnake
Like a belly ache
Like this gun to your face
And people do crazy things for love

Rubberman do my bidding
yeah Rubberman’s always willing and
Rubberman’s head is spinning when
Rattlesnake pulls her string and
my marionetto kind of guy
he won’t ever ask me why no
so let the games begin

I never did care for waiting
I better like compensating
and mama just taught me one thing:
Sewing stitches like a madame
Living is overwhelming
Dying might just be your thing
cause papa just taught me one thing:
”Take things into your own hands!”
Oh killing is overwhelming and
dying was always your thing
cause papa just taught me one thing:
”Take things into your own hands”
Track Name: The Poodle
”Honeyhoney come” said Madame Marcel
And gave her a punch on the cheek
”Honeyhoney don’t be all by yourself
Maybe it’s your fate that we should meet
Cause have you ever thought about a career
in pleasurement abroad – I’ve got a good deal
please take my card – and by the way, I’m for real”

Then she pulled her gun
”Oh Honey don’t run
You got that so called capacity
Like a Poodle baby you’ll be so neat”

”Wakeywakey Poodle get on your paws
And take a good sniff off my hand
Twinkle with your chains and earn an applause
spend the night with the Elephant man”
And even though Poodle wants to go back
and find her little boy, who knows where he’s at
Madame won’t hear a god damn thing about that

No
Then she pulls her gun
”Oh Honey don’t run
Honey bow down and cooperate
Like a poodle you don’t shit where you eat
So just clap your hands and deal with your fate”

Honey woke up in the city of a thousand brothels
The Sybaris
She got so many scars from the chains at night and she asked ”What life is this?”
But the Kabaret is a place for songs to be sung and not for questions to be asked
Naivity comes with a price, and here he is: The man with the elephant mask

”Honeyhoney come” said Madame Marcel
Honey fled her past, her boy grew up without a mother
Honey, it was just a treacherous spell
Cry your little heart out to your little ladylover
Don’t run
Track Name: Deutsch Immigrant
Was ist ein Deutsch Immigrant to do?
Was ist ein Deutsch Immigrant to do?
I got kein geld
I got kein luck
I only bin geil for a pleasure chock

Vollbusig und cremig ist die Dame auf dem Bauch
Ölflecken, Lackstiefel, Wahnsinn und Rauch
Ich stand in der Ecke, mein blick auf mein Schuh
Was ist ein Deutsch Immigrant to do?

They got Sally and Sugar and the Cherry on top
When the Poodle says ”Wroof” then the crowd stands up
They got Sally and Sugar and the Cherry on top
When the Poodle goes down the Madame thumbs up

Hoobedabedoobedabedoobedabedoo
Skippedibab skippedibab skippedibabedoo

The French are in charge of the pleasure district
Got a little Dog making Zirkus tricks
The Snitch and the Brits tear the city into bits
And no one cares for a guy named Fritz

They got Sally and Sugar and The Cherry on top
When the Poodle says ”Wroof” then the crowd stands up
They got Sally and Sugar and The Cherry on top
When the Poodle goes down the Madame thumbs up

Corner to corner all sex and trash and
beggars and Huren all want my cash and
when I look up, they don’t look down
This is a verrückt und Gotlos town

Hoobedabedoobedabedoobedabedoo
Skippedibab skippedibab skippedibabedoo

Was ist ein Deutsch Immigrant to do?
Was ist ein Deutsch Immigrant to do?
I got kein geld
I got kein luck
I only bin geil for a pleasure chock

Corner to corner all sex and trash and
beggars and Huren all want my cash and
when I look up, they don’t look down
This is a verrückt und Gotlos town

Vollbusig und cremig ist die Dame auf dem Bauch
Ölflecken, Lackstiefel, Wahnsinn und Rauch
Ich stand in der Ecke, mein blick auf mein Schuh
Was ist ein Deutsch Immigrant to do?

They got Sally and Sugar and The Cherry on top
When the Poodle says ”Wroof” then the crowd stands up
They got Sally and Sugar and The Cherry on top
When the Poodle goes down the Madame thumbs up

Hoobedabedoobedabedoobedabedoo
Skippedibab skippedibab skippedibabedoo